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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

Try the new frontend: beta.dwitter.net
Current theme challenge: #ScaryMovies

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hotdogninja76

function u(t) {

t?c.width=192:X=Y=a=b=1
x[s="fillStyle"]="#999"
x[r="fillRect"](0,0,192,108)
x[s]="#000"
x[r](X+=a=X>168||!X?-a:a,Y+=b=Y>92||!Y?-b:b,24,16)

Jan 16 2020 1:10 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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DVD logo

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hotdogninja76

remix of d/17242 by u/sEkKi

function u(t) {

for(x=y=Date();y<x+1e3;)y=Date()

Jan 15 2020 7:12 PM UTC

}// 32/140

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The actual 1 FPS machine (32 bytes is probably the min)

u/pavel

Actual 1 FPS machine is FPS=1

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hotdogninja76

function u(t) {

t?c.width+=0:(a=[],v=[])
for(i=0;i<9;i++){x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,a[i],50,200)
t<7?(a[i]=400,v[i]=0):a[i]+=v[i]+=Math.random()*.5}

Jan 13 2020 1:38 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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Defallt

u/Xen

#waitforit
u/lionleaf

#default nice one
u/sigveseb

hehehe
u/katkip

Nice!

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function u(t) {

c.width+=0
r=Math.random
X=t?X+(d=r()<.05)*200*(r()-.5):(v=0,500)
d?v=5:v--
x.font="9em a"
x.fillText("😠"+["🗡🗡","  ⚔  "][+(v>0)]+"😠",X,500)

Jan 11 2020 12:19 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Worlds Worst Fencing Simulator

u/DataMeta

Neat idea!
u/katkip

Indeed

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function u(t) {

t?z=3.3:X=Y=D=0;onmouseup=onmousedown=e=>D=50*e.buttons;onmousemove=e=>{X=e.x*z;Y=e.y*z;x.fillRect(X,Y,D,D)};x.fillStyle=D>50?"#fff":"#000"

Jan 9 2020 2:28 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Drawing Program. Left Click to draw, Right Click to erase

u/aleamb

#interactive

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`稽㌵〻挮睩摴桼㴰㭴㼱㩷㴰㬡琿堽嬰ⰰⰰ崺ㄻ景爨椽〻椼㌻椫⬩筹㵘孩崫㵍慴栮牡湤潭⠩㰮ㄿ㤺〻砮景湴㵺⬢灸⁰∻砮晩汬呥硴⡷⵩㼢伢㨢伡∬礬稫椪稩㭩昨社挮睩摴栭稩筷㵩㭘㵛〬〬そ絽`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Jan 8 2020 6:47 PM UTC

}// 132/140

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Horse Racing!

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function u(t) {

c.width|=0
for(j=0;j<5;j++){x.fillStyle="#d"+(2*j)+(1+S(t)+"")[2]
for(i=0;i<1920;i+=10)x.fillRect(i,S(t+j*t+i/100)*500+540,10,50)}

Jan 7 2020 6:52 PM UTC

}// 130/140

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u/Xen

true fact: this is what them aliens2 rifle thingys did on the inside but a few billions times faster!
u/Xen

intensive business for the aliens but thats what you get for standing on the shootie end!!!

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/13867 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

t?c.width=99:X=Y=W=V=1
onmousemove=E=>A=E.y/7
x.fillRect(X+=V=X>96|X<9&X>4&V<0&Y>A-4&Y<A+9?-V/.96:V,Y+=W=Y%52?W:-W,4,4)
x.fillRect(4,A,5,9)

Jan 6 2020 9:24 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Solo Pong - Use Mouse To Play #game #interactive #pong #uncompressed

u/katkip

awesome!

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donbright

function u(t) {

c.width=900;半=450;for(i=0.0;i<360;i+=1){x.lineTo(半+C(i*t/10)*i,半*9/16+S(i*t/10)*i)};x.stroke();

Feb 22 2017 2:31 AM UTC

}// 95/140

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u/lionleaf

Starts off nice looking and becomes extremely trippy and hypnotic!
u/inviso

mesmerizing
u/ilSilvano

wow that escalated quickly.
u/elanimus

someone tell me how to run this please
u/Xen

Golfed and tweeked, #2909 ;-)
u/sparr

This is a browser glitch, right? It only looks cool because the browser starts using too few segments to draw the spiral. Would be boring in a fixed browser.
u/Haabilo

@sparr Not really a glitch. The code uses lineTo as means to straw the lines. It also sets the maximum amount 5
u/Haabilo

...of the segments. Damn, I didn't think mistapping backspace on mobile would send the comment as-is...
u/ArtsyBiker1

Awesome
u/blackvitriol

welcome to time travels :)
u/hoppla1232

Sir Moire apprecetiates this
u/Freak

This is like one of those nightmares I have where everything keeps on getting faster and it scares me and I love it
u/joeytwiddle

This is for me the definitive dwitter dweet #spiral
u/geb

#background

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