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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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veubeke

function u(t) {

c.width^=0
x.font='50em"'
x.fillText('🎅',520,900)























t||speechSynthesis.speak(new SpeechSynthesisUtterance('ho,ho,ho'))

Dec 4 2018 5:57 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Almost #xmas

u/veubeke

PS: the dweet doesn’t work in Chrome 71 – autoplaying speech has been deprecated and drawing big emojis is broken
u/veubeke

I reported the bug and they fixed it only partially so this remains broken. See https://bugs.chromium.org/p/chromium/issues/…

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metamero

function u(t) {

c.width=w=160
h=90
t?0:p=q=0
onkeydown=e=>{k=e.keyCode-37}
k?k-1?k-2?++q:++p:q+=h-1:p+=w-1
p%=w
q%=h
x.fillRect(p,q,10,10)

Dec 3 2018 7:54 PM UTC

}// 122/140

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the egg of the snake

u/metamero

click on canvas, press space then fool around with arrow keys (best in fullscreen)
u/metamero

#interactive

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katkip

function u(t) {

r=(t*90);if(!t)c.width=99;for(i=99;i--;)for(j=54+r|0;j--;)x.fillStyle=R((j-r)*3+S(j*S(i))*20,(j-r)*2+S(j*S(i))*20),x.fillRect(i,j-r,1,1)

Dec 3 2018 2:28 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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#flame #blaze #fire finally

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katkip

function u(t) {

c.width^=0;for(i=0;i<50;i++)x.beginPath(),x.arc(960+S(i**Math.E+t)*300,540+C(i**9-t/1.5)*300,10+S(t/i)*10,0,7),x.closePath(),x.fill();

Nov 29 2018 12:34 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`楦⠡琩筣⹷楤瑨㴹㤻焽⡃ⱘⱙⱓⱄ⤽㹻砮晩汬却祬攽䌬砮晩汬剥捴⡘ⱙⱓⱄ⥽㭱⠧扬略✬㔬㔬㈰ⰲ⤻焨∣慡愢ⰵⰷⰲ〬㄰⤻砮晩汬却祬攽刨⤻砮晩汬呥硴⠢㼿㼢ⰶⰱ㔩絸⹤牡睉浡来⡣ⰵⰵ⤯⽏湬礠景爠䉃⁫楤猻`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Nov 25 2018 9:34 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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#error XP #simulator. Code: if(!t){c.width=99;q=(C,X,Y,S,D)=>{x.fillStyle=C,x.fillRect(X,Y,S,D)};q('blue',5,5,20,2);q("#aaa",5,7,20,10);x.fillStyle=R();x.fillText("???",6,15)}x.drawImage(c,5,5)//Only for BC kids;

u/katkip

#tagfail

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magna

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`挮睩摴桼㴰㭰㵸⹦潮琽✴敭⁭潮潳灡捥✻景爨渠楮⁸⥰⬽渮瑯啰灥牃慳攨⤻景爨椽㤻椭ⴻ砮晩汬呥硴⡠⑻瀮獵扳瑲⡩⨱㤫㔬㌩素⑻椪⩩⼴┱㤹絞怬⡩⵴⤪㐹㤬㤹㤩⥸⹦楬汒散琨㐰〫椪㄰〫匨琩⨳〰ⰴ〰ⰵ〬㈰〩`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Nov 24 2018 12:51 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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#default #stockmarket

u/magna

DOW is up!
u/magna

Uncompressed: c.width|=0;p=x.font='4em monospace';for(n in x)p+=n.toUpperCase();for(i=9;i--;x.fillText(${p.substr(i*19+5,3)} ${i**i/4%199}^,(i-t)*499,999))x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200)

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rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

c=!c?0:
c.outerHTML="<h2>Dwitter source code hacked in 140 characters:</h2><font size=1>" + document.querySelectorAll('script')[4].innerHTML

Nov 22 2018 5:08 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Dwitter source code hacked in 140 characters

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anotherkitten

remix of d/11109 by u/pavel

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=18,T=t%8<<1;i--;)x.rect(535+S(t)*300+(i?i-1:T)*50,440-!i*200*S(t*Math.PI),i?!~~(T-i+1.5)^i%2?50:0:100,200);x.fill('evenodd')

Nov 21 2018 7:30 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Xen

remix of d/11052 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

if(!t)x.translate(960,540);x.font='300px"';x.fillText("🌠🌟",99,99);x.drawImage(c,0,0,1e3,1e3);x.rotate(1.57+(C(t)/2e3))

Nov 19 2018 11:36 PM UTC

}// 118/140

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username

remix of d/11072 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

140

Nov 19 2018 4:44 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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