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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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function u(t) {

c.width^=0;t=5*t%9;with(x)f=s=>font=s+'in z',f(3),x.l=fillText,l('🏌',0,999),f(1),l('⛳',1050,840),fillRect(2e2+99*t,999-99*t+9*t*t,s=16-t,s)

Sep 10 2018 8:41 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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#emoji #golf

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u/joeytwiddle

:-D
u/donbright

lol
u/sigveseb

Hehehe
u/fujimotos

I've never seen someone so good at playing golf.
u/kipkat

on mobile is different
u/Lazy1337

also works on Chromium/FF Linux 32b but not on Windows 10 Chrome(the golfer doesn't appear)
u/f8f82804

Among my ubuntu systems, only 18.04 has color fonts for both emoji.

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sigveseb

remix of d/4914 by u/trupples

function u(t) {

throw t

Dec 31 2017 3:35 AM UTC

}// 7/140

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quest for the smallest animated dweet 7b (this counts, right?)

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u/lionleaf

hahaha, perfect
u/coderkid

:)
u/rhys5584

noice
u/trupples

lmao
u/PiggyClone205

applause.
u/sigveseb

#golf
u/MrM@_S

https://www.dwitter.net/d/8916

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MrM@_S

remix of d/4927 by u/sigveseb

function u(t) {

c.x[t]

Jul 23 2018 3:22 AM UTC

}// 6/140

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[quest for the smallest animated dweet] 6b #golf

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u/MrM@_S

this showed up when I clicked on random
u/MrM@_S

referring to the previous dweet
u/joeytwiddle

Very good. We have a new record!
u/joeytwiddle

Also 6 chars: c in t and u in t t in t and ''in t and t.t[t] https://developer.mozilla.org/docs/Web/JavaS…
u/sigveseb

Well done!
u/stiaje

Sadly, it only works in Chrome. Getting TypeError: c.x is undefined in Firefox 62.
u/katkip

#record

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intrinsic

remix of d/20935 by u/rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

for(ⵠ=1e4,ഽ=(β,α,γ,ට)=>γ>1?ഽ(α+γ*S(ට),β+γ*C(ට),γ/3,T(ට/11)*23):x.fillRect(β+960,α+540,γ,γ);ⵠ--;)ഽ(0,0,360,ⵠ+t)

Dec 15 2020 8:24 PM UTC

}// 110/140

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7 bytes less #golf

u/pavel

Shaving off 8 more for(f=(X,Y,r,a)=>r>1?f(Y+r*S(a),X+r*C(a),r/3,T(a/11)*23):x.fillRect(X,Y,r,r);t<1e4;)f(960,540,360,++t)
u/intrinsic

Awesome!
u/Xen

for(f=(X,Y,r,a)=>r>1?f(Y+r*S(a),X+r*C(a),r/3,T(a/9)*23):x.fillRect(X,Y,r,r);t<1e4;)f(960,540,360,++t)

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PotatoImaginator

remix of d/28145 by u/PotatoImaginator

function u(t) {

throw x=t?x+S(x):1

Jul 19 2023 5:55 AM UTC

}// 18/140

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Fastest, Smallest #pi Generating Dweet | #golf #uncompressed

u/PotatoImaginator

Thanks to u/KilledByAPixel
u/Xen

nice!

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f8f82804

remix of d/11809 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

throw s=t?s.replace(/[\u0300-\u0312]*/g,
m=>m.slice(-64)+String.fromCharCode(768
+18*Math.random())):' '.repeat(512)

Jan 15 2019 9:00 PM UTC

}// 116/140

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#zalgo #unicode #glitch #corruption #matrix #waterfall #throw #regex #regexp #golf

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Agnes

remix of d/9747 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

c.width|=t=5*t%9;Q=(e,y,s,q)=>x.fillText(q,0|x.setTransform(s,0,0,s,e,y),0);Q(Y=1e3,840,11,'⛳',Q(t,Y,15,'🏌',Q(X=110*t,Y-X+t**3,6/++t,'⚽')))

Sep 11 2018 11:17 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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Golf dweet re-imagined with transforms instead of font changes. Turns out this isn't even shorter.

u/f8f82804

I like this! Might not be shorter but the ball is a good touch. #golf
u/magna

golfing golf

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katkip

remix of d/4001 by u/itsjustmustafa

function u(t) {

c.style.background=R();for(c.width|=i=5;i--;x.font=`2cm"`)x.fillText([..."🌞🌍👽🚀."][i],880+i*150*S(t*i),590+i*90*C(t*i))

Jun 23 2019 8:37 AM UTC

}// 119/140

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u/donbright

bwahaha

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function u(t) {

c.width^=r=a=>x.rotate(a);x[l='translate'](960,a=99);f=d=>d--&&x.fillRect(0,t%1*a,9,9)&x[l](0,a)&r(4)&f(d)&r(4)&f(d)&r(-8)&x[l](0,-a);f(t&7)

Sep 8 2018 5:59 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Inspired by d/9635, but with a very different approach: no looping or explicit state #functional #golf

u/donbright

how???????
u/f8f82804

Looping is done by recursion and state is managed with the context's transform stack
u/Toby

Hi, could you explain what x[l='translate'] is accessing, please?

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metamero

remix of d/11826 by u/f8f82804

function u(t) {

throw code

Jan 15 2019 10:25 PM UTC

}// 10/140

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10B breaking the #record of shortest dwitter strict #quine

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u/metamero

#throw #golf
u/metamero

https://github.com/lionleaf/dwitter/blob/mas…
u/metamero

https://bit.ly/2ROQnqJ
u/f8f82804

#dwitterquine
u/Undefined

Whats that github link for?
u/metamero

that github link is the destiny of this shortened one, it's the definition of code

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