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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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joeytwiddle

remix of d/9573 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

x.font='3.5in x';(x.lineWidth=44+300/t-9*t)>9&&(x.strokeText('☭𝔇𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯☭',77,650),x.strokeStyle=`hsla(${t*99},99%,50%)`)

Aug 31 2018 11:16 AM UTC

}// 119/140

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Painful colour contours. #sorry #text

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u/katkip

XD. now the background color and the text color aren't so Stalin...
u/katkip

and it's not centered
u/joeytwiddle

This is centered on Mac. I tried px, em and vw but all have the same problem: smaller on Linux, larger on Mac.
u/f8f82804

163 char with centering: with(x)((f=a=>font=a+'in ☭')(1),f(1800/measureText(s='☭𝔇𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯☭').width)),(lineWidth=44+99/t-9*t)>9&&(strokeText(s,60,650),strokeStyle=hsl(${t*56} 99%50%)
u/Xen

Thats a damn Sexy dweet!
u/katkip

why is this popular than mine? mine is more stalinish
u/aleamb

lol! great!
u/joeytwiddle

Very nice f8f82804. Sorry katkip, propaganda.

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katkip

function u(t) {

x.font='4in x';x.lineWidth=120/t;x.strokeText('☭𝔇𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔢𝔯☭',40,600)
x.strokeStyle=`hsla(${t*9},99%,50%)`;

Aug 31 2018 8:02 AM UTC

}// 103/140

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#sorry XD

u/joeytwiddle

Nice effect! #text
u/katkip

thx

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joeytwiddle

remix of d/21217 by u/tomxor

function u(t) {

c.width=420
x.font='12em"',x.fillText('👕',86,170)
x.font='3em"',x.fillText('ROY!',146,110)
x.font='1em"',x.fillText('Buy yours now',153,225)

Jan 15 2021 9:40 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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2D #roymerching #sorry

u/pavel

🙄
u/Qwitter

oewesome... i'll take 20.
u/DataMeta

dude lol
u/erin

ahahah

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magna

function u(t) {

c.width=240
with(x)font='6em"',fillText('👌',110,110),scale(-1,1),translate(-160,30),rotate(-1.57),fillText('☝️',-110,100+S(t*4)*10)

Jun 27 2018 2:57 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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NSFW #nsfw #sorry

u/micahcowan

#emoji
u/Agnes

You could use clipping to have the pointing hand disappear into the OK hand if you placed the clip rectangle just right. I don't know how you would save up the characters though, maybe by using a for loop to only have one fillText call (but that would also eat characters with all the ?: statements you'd have instead).
u/magna

Yeah, clipping would make it awesome! Let's see if this can be golfed down significantly to open up space for some clipping.
u/Agnes

I posted a clipping remix. You can do scaling, translation and rotation in a single call to setTransform.

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

c.width=1920
for(i=0;i<5;i++)x.fillRect(500+i*200,300,50,200)
x.strokeRect(900,700,50,200)

Jul 25 2018 3:06 AM UTC

}// 90/140

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Sorry I couldn't resist #default #meme

u/Xen

:-D
u/katkip

#sorry xd
u/joeytwiddle

Needs x.lineWidth=8

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katkip

function u(t) {

t||(q=e=0,x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3));if(t<6.9)for(i=99;i--;x.clearRect(960+C(q)*900,540+S(e)*500,9,9))q+=C(e+q-t/7),e+=S(q*q/2+e*e/99+t)

Feb 22 2019 7:00 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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Penis #attractor #sorry #nsfw

u/katkip

no homo
u/aleamb

lol

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𨰮𭱩𩁴𪀪🐱𞱸𛡢𩑧𪑮𤁡𭁨𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨑲𨰨𝠶𜀫𪐪𝠰𜀬𝐴𜀫𚁱👓𚁩𚱴𚠹𚐪𜠰𚐬𝀰𜀬𜀬𝰩𛁸𛡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥🐢𘱦𩑢𘠬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩𞱦𫱲𚁩🐲𞱩𛐭𞰩𮀮𨡥𩱩𫡐𨑴𪀨𮀮𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𘠣𩠹𩀢𚐬𮀮𨑲𨰨𝐶𜀫𪐪𞀰𜀬𝐴𜀫𬐬𞀰𛀰𛀷𚐬𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩`.replace(/uD./g,'')))

Oct 24 2019 4:56 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#nsfw

u/katkip

#sorry #tits #boobs c.width*=1;x.beginPath();for(i=2;i--;)x.arc(660+i*600,540+(q=S(i+t*9)*20),400,0,7),x.fillStyle="#feb",x.fill();for(i=2;i--;)x.beginPath(x.fillStyle="#f9d"),x.arc(560+i*800,540+q,80,0,7),x.fill()
u/katkip

#bounce #tagfail

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