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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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nystrand

remix of d/7333 by u/Batrachus

function u(t) {

with(x)for(i=d=c.width=200;j=i--/d;fillStyle=R(d+i,d/j,arc(99+(i-79)*S(T(t)),S(3*j+S(t*7)/4)*75,j>.9?5:30*S(3*j+.3),0,7),fill()))beginPath()

Mar 19 2018 6:13 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Remix of original and inspired by d/7372 by u/joeytwiddle

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u/yonatan

that's a damn fine banana!
u/sigveseb

Rockin'!
u/magna

WOOOOT!
u/joeytwiddle

very nice :D
u/aleamb

Dayyyy o! daaaay o! Come, Mister Tally Man, tally me bananaaaaa
u/Renaud___

wow :)
u/CtrlAltCuteness

That 'with' statement does have use here. Just hope it never conflicts with other needed functions.
u/joeytwiddle

#banana
u/vain

Great! How do you guys get the algos for such amazing fake 3d bananas? :)

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Batrachus

function u(t) {

Mar 18 2018 3:02 PM UTC

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This dweet writes its own code to the canvas!

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u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

Hah, I see what you did there :D
u/sigveseb

lol
u/zanella

Funny dweets always deserve an 'Awesome'. :)
u/lionleaf

haha
u/moreheadm

The smallest self-replicating program.
u/katkip

#quine

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robbyg

function u(t) {

i=255,t||(X=Array(i).fill(960),Y=Array(i).fill(540));while(i--)x.fillStyle=R(i),x.fillRect(X[i]+=C(z=Math.random()*6.28)*9,Y[i]+=S(z)*9,9,9)

Mar 17 2018 7:59 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/joeytwiddle

#virus #outbreak

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AnnanFay

remix of d/672 by u/aemkei

function u(t) {

c.width=873
b=[a=t&&b]
for(i=2e4;i--;x.fillRect(i%97*9,i/9,9,(b[i]=(i>4e3)*i%2|3==d|a[i]&2==d)*9))for(d=0,j=-99;j=j<0?j&3?~j:1:-j;)d+=a[i+j]

Mar 17 2018 3:00 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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High resolution Game of Life with a constant ground layer. It will eventually start cycling. To increase FPS swap 2e4->6e3. To hide the ground swap 4e3->5e3.

u/Jezza

Incredible!
u/zanella

I'm scared of AnnanFay. Seriously.
u/joeytwiddle

#gameoflife

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Twinji

function u(t) {

v=3e3;x[s='fillStyle']=R(0,0,0,.03);x[r='fillRect'](0,0,v,v)
for(i=0;i<50;i+=.1){x[s]=R(v,0,T(i)*v);Z=F=>5e2+F(i*t)*i*i;x[r](Z(C),Z(S),i,i)}

Mar 15 2018 3:10 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/joeytwiddle

Pretty!

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Batrachus

function u(t) {

r=a=>Math.floor(a*Math.random())
w=120
for(i=0;i<w;i++){x.fillStyle=R(0,r(255),r(255))
b=r(w/2)
x.fillRect(r(32)*w+b,r(32)*w+b,c=w-2*b,c)}

Mar 14 2018 6:58 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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u/magna

120: r=a=>a*Math.random()|0;for(i=w=120;i--;x.fillRect(r(32)*w+b,r(32)*w+b,c=w-2*b,c))x.fillStyle=R(0,r(255),r(255)),b=r(w/2)

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Batrachus

function u(t) {

for(c.width+=i=0;(j=i++/(d=960))<1;x.fillRect(d+M*S(i)*C(t)+(j-.5)*S(t)*d,d/2+M*C(i)+S(3*j)*d/4,50,50))M=d*Math.max(0,S(2.5*j+.6)/6-.06)

Mar 14 2018 5:48 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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u/magna

wow!
u/magna

this is bananas!
u/iverjo

I'm very impressed!
u/sigveseb

wooow
u/StarStep

Are you from 3018?
u/aleamb

superb!
u/Batrachus

Right now the formula is generating surface points on a coil-like curve. You can get a more ghostly banana by modifying the last two arguments of xfillRect to 5 and the first argument of Math.max to 0.03. You can probably golf this further by drawing circles with radius of M on a simple curve going through the banana's core.
u/alien

no way
u/joeytwiddle

~Remixes~ wireframe: d/7371 solid: d/7372 yellow: https://codegolf.tk/a/262 party: https://codegolf.tk/a/263
u/yonatan

and back to voxels: https://dweet.net/265/7393
u/joeytwiddle

The original dweet that started the #banana frenzy of 2018

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Batrachus

function u(t) {

d=700
for(c.width+=i=0;i<d;){X=S(99*i)
Z=C(55*i)
B=(4-Z*C(t)+X*S(t))/d
x.fillRect(d+(X*C(t)+Z*S(t))/B,d+C(9*i++)/B,.03/B,.03/B)}

Mar 10 2018 1:10 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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Kudos to anyone, who can modify this to show something slightly more interesting. C(9*i++) is the Y function.

u/lionleaf

Changing to 99*i makes it a cylinder! d/7275
u/prplz

Different cylinder and modified loop d/7279
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

9*i makes a cylinder too
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

for(c.width+=i=0;i<d;){X=S(9*i) Z=C(99*i) is cool
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

d=1e3 for(c.width+=i=0;i<d;){X=S(9*i) Z=C(99*i) B=(4-Z*T(t)+X*S(t))/d x.fillRect(d+(X*C(t)+Z*S(t))/B,d+C(9*i++)/B,.03/B,.03/B)} is even better

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Agnes

function u(t) {

with(x)for(c.width|=i=9,scale(m=100,m),font='2px A',fillText("🚚",r=20-t*(1+.2*C(t)),6);i--;fillRect(Math.min(4+i+S(t)*3,r+i/2-4),4,.5,2));

Mar 9 2018 1:49 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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u/fujimotos

Haha, good.
u/jylikangas

Awesome! Reminds me of Shikato animations. :D
u/aleamb

Lol! nice!
u/Xen

love it :-)
u/magna

LOL
u/M1T0

haha very smart
u/Agnes

#default
u/joeytwiddle

#physics
u/micahcowan

#truck #emoji
u/vain

haha... great idea and impressive implementation

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sawaxon

function u(t) {

for(i=0;i<255;i++){x.fillStyle='hsl('+Math.round(S(t)*255)+',100%,50%)'
x.fillRect(700+S(t*200)*i*50,500+C(t*2000)*i*50,i*(i/5),i)}

Mar 8 2018 7:32 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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