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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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ciaccodavide

remix of d/22008 by u/magna

function u(t) {

setStatsVisibility(1)
k=stats.dom.firstChild.getContext`2d`
for(j=19;j--;)k.fillStyle=j%2==0?'#003':'#0ff',k.fillRect(15+j*3+S(t)*8,15,3,9)

Mar 18 2021 5:05 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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#default inside #stats #remix

u/tomxor

:D subtle but clever - it's not a blank page folks, look carefully.
u/Xen

very nice!!
u/magna

Kudos on fitting it without compression!
u/katkip

wtf

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/15030 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𬰽𬱴𨑴𬰮𩁯𫐮𬱴𮑬𩐻𬰮𭁲𨑮𬱦𫱲𫐽𨁴𬡡𫡳𫁡𭁥𚀭𜠴𝁰𮀬𜐳𞁰𮀩𬡯𭁡𭁥𜱤𚀱𛀵𛀲𛀤𮱴𚠴𯑲𨑤𚑳𨱡𫁥𚀤𮱚🐳𛱴𯐬𙁻𦡽𚑠𞱦𫱲𚁩👣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𜀻𪐭𛐻𮀮𫁩𫡥𥁯𚁓𚁺👩𚠨𭀫🐹𞐩𛰲𩐳𚐪𪐫𞐶𜀬𠰨𮠩𚡩𚰵𝀰𚐩𬰮𭡩𬱩𨡩𫁩𭁹🐢𘠻𮀮𩡩𫁬𚀩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jul 19 2019 8:08 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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FPS, I banish thee!

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u/donbright

bwahahahaha
u/username

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/395… - looks nice when it works, 0 FPS for me
u/KilledByAPixel

https://imgur.com/LmCIq3k
u/katkip

Awesome!
u/rodrigo.siqueira

#stats
u/magna

Amazing!

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CalSch

function u(t) {

setStatsVisibility(true)
f=Date.now()
c.width=2e3
FPS=S(f/5e3)*20+35
x.font='7em"'
x.fillText(FPS,10,100)

Feb 1 2023 6:03 PM UTC

}// 105/140

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FPS sine wave #waitforit

u/magna

Wait... How...
u/magna

#stats
u/magna

I did something similar: d/22257
u/joeytwiddle

This is quite an imaginative #hack from both of you!

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ciaccodavide

remix of d/22257 by u/magna

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𬱥𭁓𭁡𭁳𥡩𬱩𨡩𫁩𭁹𚀱𚐊𪰽𬱴𨑴𬰮𩁯𫐮𩡩𬡳𭁃𪁩𫁤𛡧𩑴𠱯𫡴𩑸𭁠𜡤𨀊𪰮𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𙰣𜠳𝀧𒡫𛡦𪑬𫁒𩑣𭀨𜰬𜐵𛀷𝀬𜰰𚐊𩡯𬠨𪠽𝰴𞱪𛐭𞰩𬰽𤰨𭀪𝠫𪠯𝠩𛁫𛡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥🐧𘰰𩡦𙰬𪰮𩡩𫁬𤡥𨱴𚀳𚱪𛀴𝐬𜐬𛑳𚠱𝐭𜐵𚐠`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Mar 31 2021 12:12 PM UTC

}// 132/140

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Fast sine in the #stats

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

a=stats
a.setMode((frame>>7)%3)
s=a.dom.style
s.visibility="visible"
f=w=>(m=(99*t%w+w)%w)>w/2?w-m:m
s.left=f(980)+"px"
s.top=f(550)+"px"

Jul 16 2019 6:18 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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Bouncing Stats

u/KilledByAPixel

Also showing the secret alternate stats modes (may not work in some browsers)
u/katkip

Awesome
u/Xen

lol love it!
u/magna

#stats
u/magna

#dvd

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tomxor

remix of d/22034 by u/ciaccodavide

function u(t) {

setStatsVisibility(s=stats.dom.firstChild)
s.style='width:94vw'
t&34^2||s.getContext`2d`.fillRect(76,32,1,9)

Mar 20 2021 12:54 PM UTC

}// 108/140

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#default inside #stats smolr

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deobfuscate

function u(t) {

for(s=5;s--;)for(i=6;i--;)x.drawImage(stats.dom.children[(i+s)%3],((50*t+i*400)%2400)-400,s*240,400,240)

Sep 7 2023 6:50 PM UTC

}// 104/140

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row of stats

u/magna

#stats

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magna

function u(t) {

setStatsVisibility(1)
n=_=>Date.now()
s=d=>{e=n();while(n()-e<d);}
s(1000/((S(t/3)+1)*15+30))

Mar 30 2021 1:25 AM UTC

}// 93/140

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Sine in the #stats

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magna

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`猽獴慴献摯洮晩牳瑃桩汤㭷㵳⹷楤瑨⼱㈸㭩㵦牡浥ⴱ㭘㵩┱㈸⬮㔻夽⡩㸾㜩⬮㔻砮扥杩湐慴栨⤻砮慲挨堪ㄵⱙ⨱㔬㘬〬㜩㭳⹧整䍯湴數瑠㉤怮来瑉浡来䑡瑡⡘⩷ⱙ⩷ⰱⰱ⤮摡瑡嬱嵼籸⹦楬氨⤻`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Apr 4 2021 11:52 PM UTC

}// 132/140

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#dotmatrix #stats #slowdraw #waitforit

u/katkip

interesting

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magna

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`搽獴慴献摯活搮獴祬攮癩獩扩汩瑹㴧癩獩扬攧㭸㵤⹣桩汤牥湛そ⹧整䍯湴數瑠㉤总景爨椽〻椼㄰㭸⹦楬汒散琨椿㈹⭩⨸⭓⡴⤪㈳㨶Ⱪ㼵㈺㌰Ⱪ㼴㨱㐸Ⱪ⬫㼱㔺㘰⤩砮晩汬却祬攽椿✣て昧㨧⌰〱㤳㠧`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Mar 17 2021 5:33 AM UTC

}// 134/140

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#default inside #stats

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u/magna

Used d/17775 to get it #compressed (is there a better one y'all are using nowadays?)
u/magna

Was able to pull this silliness off thanks to the x.fillRect(i? technique I saw on d/22000 by u/KilledByAPixel
u/magna

Ah
u/magna

It's device pixel ratio sensitive. Looked great on my laptop while I was doing it.
u/magna

Yeah: https://github.com/mrdoob/stats.js/blob/mast…
u/ciaccodavide

it took me a few tries...but I think I got it! d/22034

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