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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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lionleaf

remix of d/7747 by u/lionleaf

function u(t) {

 for(c.width|=i=5;i--;x.fillText('10000?'[i],i*399,540+S(t*9+i)*99))x.font=C(t-i/9)*3e2+'px x',x.fillStyle=`hsl(${t*i*t},50%,50%`

Sep 21 2018 2:47 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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10000?!

u/katkip

Hacker
u/SuperFromND

Congrats on dweet #10,000!
u/donbright

well done. thanks for creating this.
u/lionleaf

#nsfw test

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katkip

function u(t) {

t*=.2;x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3);for(i=99;i--;)x.clearRect(960+S(t+i*i)*960,540+C(t+i*i+(t+i)/9)*540,S(t*99+i)*9,C(t*99+i)*9);x.globalAlpha=.1

Dec 6 2018 12:29 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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They can't find it. Sorry #nsfw joke

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lionleaf

function u(t) {

c.width=2e3;m=S(t*3)*250;x.translate(960,540);for(i=1;i<9799;i++){a=(i%340);x.rotate(.017);x.fillRect(a?(i/999|0)*50:0,m,a?5:450,5)}

Apr 29 2016 9:41 PM UTC

}// 132/140

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#cobweb

u/lionleaf

#nsfw test

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭱩𭁨𚁸𚑦𫱲𚁣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𜀬𩡯𫡴🐧𜑥𫐠𪑭𬁡𨱴𙰬𬱣𨑬𩐨𜐹𛀱𞐩𛁦𪑬𫁔𩑸𭀨𘡔𣱔𠑌𘁒𡑃𠑌𣀢𛁩🐸𛀱𝰩𞱩𛐭𞱱👓𚁴𚠳𚱩𙐳𛰲𚐬𩑬𫁩𬁳𩐨𜐸𚱩𚠳𜐭𮠪𞀶𛁺𚠶𚰳𜠫𬐬𨐽𮠿𝀺𜐷𛁡𚰡𮠪𬐬𜀬𛐮𝰬𮠪𜰫𜠮𝰲𚐬𨡥𩱩𫡐𨑴𪀨𬱴𬡯𪱥𚀩𚐩𮠽𪐾𜠻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 23 2019 7:15 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Total Recall

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u/tomxor

looool, lets see how many people get this reference as a dwitter census
u/katkip

3 tits #nsfw
u/danny@hille.dk

:D
u/aleamb

LOL!
u/KilledByAPixel

#funny
u/KilledByAPixel

#movie

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magna

function u(t) {

c.width=240
with(x)font='6em"',fillText('👌',110,110),scale(-1,1),translate(-160,30),rotate(-1.57),fillText('☝️',-110,100+S(t*4)*10)

Jun 27 2018 2:57 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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NSFW #nsfw #sorry

u/micahcowan

#emoji
u/Agnes

You could use clipping to have the pointing hand disappear into the OK hand if you placed the clip rectangle just right. I don't know how you would save up the characters though, maybe by using a for loop to only have one fillText call (but that would also eat characters with all the ?: statements you'd have instead).
u/magna

Yeah, clipping would make it awesome! Let's see if this can be golfed down significantly to open up space for some clipping.
u/Agnes

I posted a clipping remix. You can do scaling, translation and rotation in a single call to setTransform.

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pavel

remix of d/11013 by u/pavel

function u(t) {

t?c.width=innerWidth:a=b=X=Y=0
onmousemove=e=>(X=e.x,Y=e.y)
x.fillText('B=D',!x.translate(a+=C(d=Math.atan2(Y-b,X-a)),b+=S(d)),!x.rotate(d))

Nov 17 2018 8:42 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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It's uh... a rocket #interactive

u/katkip

#nsfw
u/R1NZLER_

lmfao

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/16275 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭱩𭁨𚁸𚑦𫱲𚁣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𪐽𜰬𬱣𨑬𩐨𜐹𛀱𞐩𞱩𛐭𞱢𩑧𪑮𤁡𭁨𚁩𛐲𙠦𨱬𪑰𨁥𭡥𫡯𩁤𨀩𚑺👩🀱𛁥𫁬𪑰𬱥𚁺🰴𜀫𝀹𚠨𭀥🐲𚐺𪐪𝀱𛐱𝀬𮠿𜐵𚰶𝠪𭀪𭀺𞐬𮠿𞐺𜠵𛁺🰴𞠲𜠫𤰨𭀪𜰩𛁺𚡴𛀭𜐬𮠿𝰺𜠮𝐵𚐬𮠿𩡩𫁬𚀩𞡳𭁲𫱫𩐨𚐬𬡥𨱴𚀰𛀰𛀹𞐬𞐹𚐻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 24 2019 7:03 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Poopy Butt 💩

u/katkip

#nsfw
u/katkip

i feel like dwitter is evolving
u/KilledByAPixel

What if Dwitter becomes self aware and turns into Skynet? #funny

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katkip

function u(t) {

t||(q=e=0,x.fillRect(0,0,2e3,2e3));if(t<6.9)for(i=99;i--;x.clearRect(960+C(q)*900,540+S(e)*500,9,9))q+=C(e+q-t/7),e+=S(q*q/2+e*e/99+t)

Feb 22 2019 7:00 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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Penis #attractor #sorry #nsfw

u/katkip

no homo
u/aleamb

lol

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lauris

remix of d/835 by u/lauris

function u(t) {

v=500,c.width=v*2,o="( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡",x.font="99px x",x.f=x.fillText,q=v*2*S(t),q>v?(x.f("send nudes",v,400),x.f(o+"*)",v,250)):x.f(o+"°)",q,250)

Feb 22 2017 2:20 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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u/katkip

#nsfw

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katkip

function u(t) {

if(t<6)for(i=4;i--;)x.fillRect(960+S(t-i%t*t)*100*t%400,540+C(t-i%t*t)*100*t%400,9,9)

Feb 7 2020 6:38 PM UTC

}// 85/140

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