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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼱󜌊󩭯󬬨󢜽󜌻󚼫󢜼󜭥󜼻󮌮󩭩󫍬󤭥󨽴󚍩󚬹󙝺󛜳󛍩󛼹󛜹󛌶󚽱󚬴󛌹󚜩󬜽󚍩󟝉󛝴󚬲󚜾󞜹󞜫󤼨󢜪󞜥󮬯󝌸󚜪󮬬󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󮬭󪜯󝬬󬜿󮬯󜬫󤼨󢜪󢜩󚬹󞭺󚽓󚍉󚜪󞌰󛌡󬜪󮬩󒭸󛭦󫽮󭌽󙼱󛬲󩝭󘬧󛍸󛭦󪝬󫍔󩝸󭌨󘭉󣼧󤼠󣝉󤽓󢝏󣬢󛌹󞜬󝬰󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Dec 18 2023 2:36 PM UTC

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IO'S MISSION - check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk/content/ios_mission

u/rodrigo.siqueira

Nice game! I played the game and got bitten by the sharks when I was almost reaching the coin chest at the bottom of the sea.
u/Joachim

u/rodrigo.siqueira thanks for playing it!! Yeah, the sharks can be a bit tough, but fortunately you don’t lose progress when you restart :D
u/Joachim

http://y2u.be/MUapUWdwDU8
u/timothytomato

Cool dweet and cool game! I got stuck at the part with the massive pirate
u/Joachim

Glad you liked it! You got far!! The trick for the massive pirate is timing ;)

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󬜽󩜽󟭤󫽣󭝭󩝮󭌮󭽲󪝴󩜨󙼼󪝮󬍵󭌠󪝤󟝯󘍰󫍡󨽥󪍯󫍤󩝲󟜢󠝳󪼠󫝥󘍡󫭹󭍨󪝮󩼢󬽴󮝬󩜽󨭡󨽫󩽲󫽵󫭤󞬣󩝥󩌻󪍥󪝧󪍴󞬲󩝭󘍯󫭣󪍡󫭧󩜽󘭯󛭤󪝳󨝢󫍥󩌽󜜻󩍯󨽵󫝥󫭴󛭷󬭩󭍥󚍠󡍥󨝦󡽐󥌺󘌼󪝮󬍵󭌠󭭡󫍵󩜽󬍡󬭤󫽮󟼾󟍰󟭠󚜻󬜨󫼮󪝤󟝯󚜢󟬼󬌾󙼩󒭴󯍼󬜨󚜻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 12 2023 12:03 PM UTC

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DeafGPT - AI has never been this small! :D

u/384.cz

I previously made semi-working version d/28323

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩌽󜼱󝌫󤼨󭌪󜼰󚜪󜬵󞽦󫽲󚍺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󯌽󪜽󝌻󪜭󛜻󮌮󨽬󩝡󬭒󩝣󭌨󞜸󝜫󪜪󝼵󙜱󝜰󛍤󚼶󜌬󝌰󛌴󜌩󚝸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󛬮󛭩󟬲󟽛󞌴󝜬󩌬󜬹󜼬󜜷󜍝󞭩󟽛󞜶󝬫󤼨󨬽󭌪󜜵󚽩󚬳󚜪󞜹󛌶󞜰󛜨󠼨󨬩󟬰󙬦󠼨󨬩󚬱󝌰󚜬󝬰󛌶󜍝󞭛󜌬󝼵󜌬󮬬󜬰󧜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Oct 1 2022 12:23 PM UTC

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SNAKES AND LADDERS Check out my new game at https://joachimford.uk/content/snakes_and_la…

u/cantelope

my new fav game haha. got to lvl 11. bookmarked!
u/Joachim

Thank you! Keep going, you’re nearly there! ;)

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function u(t) {

for(c.width=i=300;i--;)x.fillRect(...i>9?[9,(10+i*8-t*40)%9e9-9,i%~~(S(i)*20)&&40+S(i*i)*20,3]:!i?[145,0,1,999]:[180+i%9*9+S(t)*20,70,5,20])

Jul 4 2022 10:48 AM UTC

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How to code a default

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Joachim

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󩭯󬬨󮍛󩬽󙽦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌧󧜨󪜽󜌬󜌬󮬽󨼮󭽩󩍴󪌽󜼱󞜬󮬩󞽩󟍺󚬹󞜻󪜫󚼩󮌮󩭩󫍬󤽴󮝬󩜽󤬨󢜽󪜥󚍺󚬲󚜬󫬽󪜭󢜬󤼨󩌽󭌫󮬯󢜩󚭺󛍉󚬽󛬰󜬩󛍸󦽦󧜨󜜵󜌫󠼨󭌫󩌪󞜩󚭉󚬴󚽮󚭉󛽺󛝉󚬵󜌬󝼰󚽉󚬱󜼫󠼨󩌪󝬫󫬩󚭃󚍮󚜪󢜪󞜬󢜯󞜬󢜯󞜩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jun 22 2022 1:08 PM UTC

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u/vain

Very nice and stylish. love the depth fx too
u/taupelink

cool!
u/jellyedwards

Wow that's amazing

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Joachim

function u(t) {

x.fillRect(0,0,z=c.width=300,z)
for(i=z;i--;x.fillText(i?i%9:'Bit Rain',i?i*i%z:a*9,i?a>.56?168:a*z:9))a=T(t/2+i),x.fillStyle=R(0,z,i,1-a/4)

Jun 14 2022 12:50 PM UTC

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Bit Rain

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function u(t) {

z=c.width=330+S(t/3)*40
for(i=700;i--;x.fillRect(S(q*q)*z-S(q+t)*99+n*a,q/4+(d=C(q+S(q*q+t)-t))*99+C(d*9+t*7+n/3)*a,a,a))a=(q=i-(n=i%9))/99

Jun 6 2022 1:45 PM UTC

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Deep Sea Larvae

u/cantelope

relevant https://shorty.dweet.net/ZU4k
u/GreyHope

…not relevant
u/Joachim

#creepy #organic #swarm

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function u(t) {

x[f='fillRect'](0,0,z=c.width=332,z)
for(i=7e3;i--;x[f](150+S(120/n+t*9)*n+n*q/z,70+T(q/2)*n*7,a=n/9,a))x.fillStyle=R(n=i%z,q=i-n-3e3,n*=.2)

Jun 4 2022 3:06 PM UTC

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Thoughts Of A Worm

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u/magna

So stylish!
u/aleamb

yeah!
u/cantelope

rly cool
u/cantelope

relevant https://code.dweet.net/full/2w9e (sauce https://code.dweet.net/prettycode/2w9e)
u/GreyHope

Cool link
u/danny@hille.dk

more 3d but no time 4 golfing ->x[f='fillRect'](0,0,z=c.width=332,z,m=20*S(t)) for(i=7e3;i--;x[f](150+S(99/n+t*3)*n+n*q/z+m,70+T(q/2)*n*7+m,a=n/9,a))x.fillStyle=R(n=i%z,q=i-n-3e3,n*=.2)

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`󬼽󚍺󟝣󛭷󪝤󭍨󟜳󜌰󚜯󜬊󭌿󫽮󫝯󭝳󩝤󫽷󫬽󧼽󟭤󚼫󞭱󟝤󟜰󒭦󫽲󚍩󟜰󞼫󚽩󟍳󞽸󛭦󪝬󫍒󩝣󭌨󛬮󛭷󙬡󬜿󦽳󚼨󫌿󩬺󛝦󚜬󞜰󚽩󛍦󛌭󩭝󞭛󝌰󚽤󙜲󚭳󛍳󛌹󜌬󮭝󚜩󩬽󪜯󜬬󫜽󭌪󭌫󮬯󪜬󭼽󫜥󜜵󟌴󛍬󟝭󙜳󜌼󝌊󬝼󯌨󬜽󭼦󫌽󟝤󙜲󛍧󟜧󤽣󫽲󩜭󙼫󯭴󚜊󭍨󬭯󭼠󩼻`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Jun 1 2022 12:09 PM UTC

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Highway Game!! Avoid the fast 'cars' by tapping the screen. Your score is printed to the console. Thank you u/GreyHope for the golfing tips!

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u/Joachim

The current record is 24 seconds - beat that! ;-)
u/MAxSaL

26 seconds!
u/GreyHope

35 !!
u/Joachim

HaHa, I don't think anyone can break that record! Nice try u/MAxSaL :P
u/cantelope

39 https://jsbot.cantelope.org/uploads/1D1dXK.j…
u/cantelope

fun!
u/Joachim

Oh no… I’m still stuck on the twenties…

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function u(t) {

for(z=c.width|=i=0;++i<z*2;x.fillStyle=R(p?z:2e4/I,3e4/I,2e4/I))x.fillRect(960+S(z/(I=i%z)+t*7|0)*I*9+(p=i<z&&I/2),400+I+p*2,p?I/9:I,I)

May 16 2022 3:43 PM UTC

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Misty Trees

u/taupelink

cool! actually reminds me of the characters in some Blendo Games works
u/UEZ

#Borg #trees ;-)

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