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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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magna

function u(t) {

c.width=240
with(x)font='6em"',fillText('👌',110,110),scale(-1,1),translate(-160,30),rotate(-1.57),fillText('☝️',-110,100+S(t*4)*10)

Jun 27 2018 2:57 PM UTC

}// 131/140

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NSFW #nsfw #sorry

u/micahcowan

#emoji
u/Agnes

You could use clipping to have the pointing hand disappear into the OK hand if you placed the clip rectangle just right. I don't know how you would save up the characters though, maybe by using a for loop to only have one fillText call (but that would also eat characters with all the ?: statements you'd have instead).
u/magna

Yeah, clipping would make it awesome! Let's see if this can be golfed down significantly to open up space for some clipping.
u/Agnes

I posted a clipping remix. You can do scaling, translation and rotation in a single call to setTransform.

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magna

remix of d/8757 by u/micahcowan

function u(t) {

c.width|=D=C(r=3*S(t))
x.setTransform(1+9*D,U=S(r)*5,0,9+D,825-40*U,99*D)
for(i=9;--i;x.fillRect(-52.5+i*10,40,5,20))x.fillStyle=R(D<0&&255)

Jun 27 2018 5:38 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/micahcowan

😍
u/micahcowan

Very useful shortcuts, I'll have to use them in future. ...I'm thinking like a C programmer - in the C standard the order in which arguments are evaluated is unspecified; apparently the ES standard strictly defines order-of eval to be the intuitive left-to-right order. Good to know!
u/micahcowan

Ha, it feels "wrong" to set fillStyle 9 times in a row. But a great way to eliminate that last little character!
u/micahcowan

#default
u/magna

When you're out of characters you can shave "legally", you have to start compromising and enter the "wrong" and/or "meh, it's just a good approximation" territory :)
u/magna

Like Math.PI * 2 === 7
u/micahcowan

Heh, totally. :D
u/pythech

hack to save 2 chars: x.fillStyle=R(-D*9e7)
u/pythech

I guess that's "meh" territory
u/magna

@pythech nice!

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magna

remix of d/8740 by u/magna

function u(t) {

with(x)for(i=fillRect(0,0,c.width=w=255,w)|99;i--;fill(arc((t*b+i)*i+w&w,99+b,5+b/5,!beginPath(),7)))b=i&1?1:-1,fillStyle=R(w,b*w,b*w*.8,.2)

Jun 26 2018 12:21 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Highway at Night - yellow headlight edition with westbound traffic bugfix

u/magna

#bokeh #traffic
u/magna

i&1?1:-1 can be i&1||-1

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Xen

remix of d/8725 by u/Xen

function u(t) {

for(i=99;i--;x.beginPath(x.fill(x.arc(t*2e3%2e3,500+1e3*C(i*X),i,2,5-S(t)))))x.fillStyle=R(X=255*C(t*t),X-9,X+9,.01)

Jun 25 2018 3:02 PM UTC

}// 116/140

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More Texture

u/lionleaf

#texture
u/lionleaf

#paper

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Xen

function u(t) {

t?x.fillStyle=R(X=Z*C(t*Y),99,Z*S(t),.1):x.fillRect(Z=-199,X=0,Y=4e3,Y)
for(i=49;i--;x.beginPath())x.fill(x.arc(X*Y%2e3,500+Y*C(i*t),i,2,5))

Jun 24 2018 10:31 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Texture Test, Enjoy!

u/DataMeta

Gooooood stuff. Much needed calm after the retinal beating I took making my last dweet lol

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pythech

remix of d/8669 by u/pythech

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
with(x)for(i=6;i--;fill(),fillStyle=k?'#fff':R())beginPath(k=i%2),arc(420+S(z=i+t)*k*770+500*(i>>1),500+90*C(z)*k,200,0,9)

Jun 20 2018 4:56 PM UTC

}// 133/140

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u/joeytwiddle

Mind-twister! :D #opticallillusion

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DataMeta

remix of d/869 by u/maysick

function u(t) {

for(i=0;i<255;i++){x.fillStyle=R(i,i,i);b=(1.21*i*(500+t)/360);x.fillRect(-b/10+960+b*C(b),-b/10+540+b*S(b)+16,b/8,b/8)}

Jun 20 2018 2:18 AM UTC

}// 120/140

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hole in canvas

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firegodjr

function u(t) {

c.width=200;
for(i=100;i-->0;)x.lineTo(S(t+i)*100*C(i*7+t)+100,5-Math.abs(C(t+i))*100+100)
x.fill()

Jun 18 2018 8:08 PM UTC

}// 99/140

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Wobbly

u/joeytwiddle

I see a crow reflected in water
u/Galaxtone

I see nothing.

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Xen

remix of d/8640 by u/veubeke

function u(t) {

t?x.fillStyle=R(V=C(t*9)*99+99,C(V)*99,99-V,.5):x.translate(960,540)
x.fillRect(s=59*t%6e2,s,s,s)
x.rotate(S(t*2)/s*3)
x.strokeRect(s,s,s,s)

Jun 18 2018 5:26 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Shoutz 2 Veubeke CGT partner in crime ;-)

u/veubeke

woot woot

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pythech

remix of d/8537 by u/pythech

function u(t) {

c.width|=0
with(x)for(i=2;i--;stroke())beginPath(lineWidth=i?350:240),strokeStyle=i?'#252':'#3a5',arc(900,550,320,z=i?t:-t,z-C(t)*1.5-2)

Jun 17 2018 7:36 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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