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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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rodrigo.siqueira

remix of d/16862 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

with(x)for(translate(i=960,540);i--;fillRect(K=S(t/3+i*6.5),K,K,K))save(restore()),rotate(i),fillStyle=R(j=S(t/2)*i*2,j*S(i%9),i),scale(j,j)

Dec 16 2019 2:20 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Color Kaleidoscope #uncompressed #Kaleidoscope

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katkip

function u(t) {

f=x=>S(x/9)
d=31
x.stroke();for(i=0,t*=99;i++<380;)x.fillRect(i*5,540+f(i)*99,4,4);x.lineTo((q=t+d)*5,540+f(q)*99,x.moveTo(t*5,540+f(t)*99))

Dec 15 2019 8:51 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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change f(x) and d (difference)

u/katkip

f=x=>S(x/9)+C(x/9);d=81 is nice
u/katkip

lol that is actually equivalent to f=x=>S(x/9)*2;d=81

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/16850 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𭱩𭁨𚁸𚑦𫱲𚁴𬡡𫡳𫁡𭁥𚁩🐹𝠰𛀵𝀰𚐻𪐭𛐻𩡩𫁬𤡥𨱴𚁓𚁪𚡪𚱴𚐬𤰨𪠫𭀯𜰩𛀱𛀱𚐩𬱡𭡥𚁲𩑳𭁯𬡥𚀩𚐬𬡯𭁡𭁥𚀨𪐫𪐥𜠩𚠮𝐲𜰶𚐬𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𤠨𪠽𚁩𛰱𜡼𜀩𚠷𛁪𙐲𝐵𛁪𚠽𜰩𛁳𨱡𫁥𚁪𛁩𙐲🱪𞠭𪠩𛁣𫁩𬀨𫡥𭰠𤁡𭁨𜡄𚀧𫐰𘀰𭠲𩐳𪀱𜐶𜀧𚐩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Dec 15 2019 5:04 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Kaleidoscope #5

u/katkip

#compressed #laggy
u/aleamb

wow!!!
u/KilledByAPixel

it runs smooth for me in chrome
u/LydianLights

I really like this kaleidoscope series you made
u/KilledByAPixel

#Kaleidoscope

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rodrigo.siqueira

remix of d/16779 by u/Blacklink

function u(t) {

x.fillStyle=R(0,K=99,c.width|=0),x.font='3in"'
for(i=K;i--;)x.fillRect(i*20,800+S(i/8+t*8)*65,20,500)
x.fillText("🏄",K+C(t),740+C(t*8)*K)

Dec 2 2019 10:03 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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Wave surfing #sea #waves

u/KilledByAPixel

🌊🏄

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katkip

function u(t) {

/*‮*/eval(atob`dGhyb3cgIk1vdGl2YXRpb25FcnJvcjogRXhwZWN0ZWQgbW9yZSBsaWtlcyI=`)///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Dec 1 2019 6:08 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/tomxor

I'm so torn, should I click awesome?
u/katkip

yes. #obfuscated
u/CalSch

What is this, why is "eval" backwards? Why is the text after the opening comment highlighted like a string instead of a comment? So confusing...

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veubeke

function u(t) {

t?r=Math.random:U=D=0
for(i=t>U&U<9?(U+=D+=2e-3,c.width^=0,x.font='30em"',3):0;i--;)x.fillText('⚀⚁⚂⚃⚄⚅'[U<9?r()*6|0:5],460+i*350,710+r()*9)

Nov 29 2019 9:21 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Wait to see your lucky number

u/f8f82804

#dice
u/katkip

awesome!
u/katkip

but i thought 666 is a bad number
u/veubeke

I thought so too until I got a 666€ tax return this year ;)

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Xen

remix of d/7126 by u/dwardu

function u(t) {

r=n=>(t**t%n|0)*97
x.drawImage(c,r(19),r(9),192,192,r(20),r(11),w=96,w)
x.fillStyle=R(r(3))
x.fillRect(r(21),r(11),w,w)

Nov 25 2019 7:37 PM UTC

}// 119/140

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test

u/veubeke

Test successful: crashes my Safari on iOS every time
u/Xen

oops, sorry V

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Xen

remix of d/16710 by u/Xen

function u(t) {

for(i=2e3;i--;x.fillStyle=`hsla(${t*i},90%,50%,.07)`)x.fillRect(940+S(t-i)*i,550+C(t+i)*i,i/9,9)
x.drawImage(c,C(t),S(t))

Nov 22 2019 2:21 AM UTC

}// 121/140

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cogito

u/DataMeta

ergo
u/katkip

#xweet
u/joeytwiddle

That's a Xen dweet alright! 👍

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veubeke

function u(t) {

for(i=120;i--;~i%15&&r(108,44))r=(O,P,S=40)=>x.fillRect(O|i%15<<7,P|i/15<<7,S,S,x.fillStyle=O-44?R():'#fff'),r(0,0,i%2*128),i<105&&r(44,108)

Nov 16 2019 7:17 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Jigsaw Puzzle

u/katkip

#puzzle

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pavel

function u(t) {

a=Math.abs;x.font='97px"';x[f='fillText']('dwitter.net##.dweet-wrapper:has(:contains(eval))',0,540);x[f]('😂',450*a(t%8-4),1080-990*a(C(t)))

Nov 15 2019 1:50 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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uBlock Origin custom filter to hide compressed dweets

u/pavel

As a bonus it hides itself because you no longer need it... heh
u/f8f82804

d/16645
u/joeytwiddle

To avoid (some) false-positives, you could get slightly stricter with e.g. :contains(eval):contains(unescape)
u/joeytwiddle

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