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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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dogspace

function u(t) {

if(!t){C=document;S=C.createElement('script');S.src="https://pastebin.com/raw/i8nt279b";C.head.appendChild(S)} //Shoutz to Amir & Apex!!!

Feb 16 2018 10:30 PM UTC

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credit to Amir because he made the dweet; shoutz to Apex because his dweet inspired me, and big big thanks to AnnanFay who helped me make this dweet..

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u/Apex

:)
u/meaniningOf42

It's cool, but isn't linking an external script cheating?
u/dogspace

its the only way really
u/Apex

u/meaniningOf42 that's the point ;p
u/BuRRak

I had this idea 2 days ago, this is so unfair
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

Love it :O
u/FFS2309

I wonder why your script on pastebin has to be that long ? Does it do anything other than just recreate the dwitter environment for the actual code to run in? I'm asking because I did some script loading test already ( d/5992 ) and my code worked without recreating the environment.
u/katkip

#external

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

c.width=320,t?x.fillText(T,-50*t,99):(async()=>T=await(await fetch('//ipinfo.io?callback=u')).text()+" github.com/toddmotto/public-apis")()

Apr 18 2018 12:55 PM UTC

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Doxxed by dweet (try other APIs!)

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u/joeytwiddle

More JSON APIs: https://github.com/toddmotto/public-apis
u/BalintCsala

It didn't get my postal code right :P
u/hollo47

I'm slightly uncomfortable with dwitter allowing running arbitrary external apis, no offense tot he poster!
u/bokor

it doesn't seem to run it, it seems to just get the whole content of it and display it on the screen
u/joeytwiddle

Yeah that's true bokor. Very odd code, but achieves its goal.
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

#hacks #doxxing #doxx
u/joeytwiddle

#external
u/joeytwiddle

Dwitter is secured now :-) Safer than Facebook

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ZerataX

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape('󠅬󠅯󠅣󠅡󠅴󠅩󠅯󠅮󠄽󠄢󠄯󠄯󠅺󠅥󠅲󠅡󠅴󠅡󠅸󠄮󠅧󠅩󠅴󠅨󠅵󠅢󠄮󠅩󠅯󠄯󠅁󠅳󠅣󠅩󠅩󠅄󠅩󠅡󠅭󠅯󠅮󠅤󠄯󠄢').replace(/u.{8}/g,[])))

Apr 13 2018 10:28 PM UTC

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unescape(escape((𒁲𒁯𒁴𒀱𒀲𒀰𒀰𒀰𒀠𒁩𒁳𒀠𒁰𒁲𒁥𒁴𒁴𒁹𒀠𒁦𒁵𒁮=a=>a).name).replace(/u.{8}/g,[]))

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u/DirtyDan

Why does deleting the code still let it work? is it overriding the contents of u()?
u/BuRRak

what the fuck
u/BuRRak

This still blows my mind and i don't understand it at all
u/BuRRak

Oh, it makes sense now, you are using invalid characters that are not visible. Very clever!
u/prplz

location="//zeratax.github.io/AsciiDiamond"
u/ZerataX

yeah after the location is set once, it doesn't matter if you remove the code. more or less just letter substitution: https://jsfiddle.net/Lcjo35h4/1/
u/ZerataX

btw those are Hangul Fillers and Variation Selectors. since they are all supposed to be applied to other characters they don't show up on their own.
u/katkip

#chat #external

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elochimsiemasz

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`摯捵浥湴⹬潣慴楯渽∯⽭敤楡⹴潪楣潤攮捯洯焳扳瀯∻`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Apr 12 2018 8:12 PM UTC

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I think this site should be a bit more restrictive about such practices :p

u/magna

Super cheating. But I don't care. Playing as we speak.
u/lionleaf

Yeah, this dweet might stop working at some point in the future :P But all in good fun for now
u/Galaxtone

This is just a cheat, If you run the code without the eval it just reveals document.location="//media.tojicode.com…bsp/";
u/LeslieOA

This is pretty funny though. Obviously disqualified, but still “valid”.
u/katkip

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atsn

function u(t) {

window.location=`/id/${Math.floor(Math.random()*10212)}`

Oct 4 2018 7:43 AM UTC

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On the off chance this hasn't been done before.

u/katkip

GENIUS #external
u/katkip

Not really external but you get the point. It has been already done but a different way.

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

t?0:((async()=>eval(await(await fetch('//widgets.bitcoin.com/widget.js')).text()))(),c.parentNode.innerHTML="<div class=btcwdgt-chart>")

Apr 18 2018 5:44 PM UTC

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World's worst ever sine wave

u/firegodjr

Ah, so a sigh-n wave
u/firegodjr

(i'm so sorry)
u/sigveseb

Lol a new contender in Veubeke's random challenge? :D
u/joeytwiddle

hah!
u/joeytwiddle

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New_Core

function u(t) {

if(!t)I=new Image(),I.src="http://is.gd/kjG7hF";c.width=1e3;x.drawImage(I,Math.floor(5*t%8)*184,0,184,325,-300+80*t%2e3,99,256,325)

Dec 25 2016 7:25 PM UTC

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I was first thinking of doing alot of 3d rotating boxes but didnt find any good,,, ;) then I thought of reading pixels as letters and do all code I need on the picture but code got to long,, so a simple animation will do.

u/13thptr

#external
u/13thptr

#broken

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katkip

function u(t) {

if(!t){C=document;S=C.createElement('script');S.src="//hastebin.com/raw/oguwoxuyop";C.head.appendChild(S)}

Aug 3 2018 8:07 PM UTC

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u/lionleaf

This will break at some point, as it's using external resources, which is against the spirit of dwitter. Leaving it up for now, but similar dweets might get removed #external
u/katkip

Yeah sorry I wanted to share this because it's cool
u/joeytwiddle

I tried to write one of those once. So far it's 338 chars...!
u/katkip

Actually 150 if using particles.js
u/yonatan

I have a shitty looking 129 char one (couldn't squeeze in the alpha=distance bit)
u/yonatan

d/9104
u/yonatan

better one: d/9105

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katkip

remix of d/4211 by u/derycke_s

function u(t) {

m=Math.floor(t)%100;var z=new Image;s="http://thecatapi.com/api/images/get?format=src&",z.src=s.concat(m),x.drawImage(z,0,0);

Jul 31 2018 8:46 PM UTC

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u/lionleaf

Heh, nice one. This will probably stop working at some point, but I'll leave it up as a proof of concept of external resources. And because I like random cat pictures.
u/lionleaf

#cheat #external <--- making it easy for myself to find this in the future

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New_Core

function u(t) {

if(!t)I=new Image(),I.src="https://is.gd/aYk0fZ";c.width=1e3;for(i=500;i--;)x.drawImage(I,0,-2e3*(250/(250+i))+t*60,640,1,320-i,i,320+i*2,1)

Feb 22 2017 5:02 PM UTC

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wait a bit for it, its not that nice tho with white background ;)

u/recursive

I managed to include a black background in a remix https://www.dwitter.net/d/900
u/13thptr

#external
u/13thptr

#broken

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