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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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leafyvez

function u(t) {

w=c.width|=1;t||(f=g=v=u=7)
d = Date().slice(16,25)
x.font = '8em"'
x.fillText(d,f,g+100);f+=v;g+=u;if(f<0|f>w/1.4)v*=-1;if(g>960|g<0)u*=-1

Nov 14 2021 6:42 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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#clock

u/leafyvez

had an old tv that did this
u/ciaccodavide

#dvd

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Pascal

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𨰮𭱩𩁴𪁼👰👮🐾𫠪𚁍𨑴𪀮𨑳𪑮𚁓𚀮𜰪𚁴𚠨𫠯𜐰𜀩𚐩𚐯𜰮𜐴𚰮𝐩𞱸𛡦𪑬𫁒𩑣𭀨𬀨𝐰𜀩𚰳𞀷𛁰𚀳𜠵𚐫𜐹𝐬𝰰𜀬𜰹𝀩𞱸𛡦𪑬𫁓𭁹𫁥🐢𘰳𩁦𘠻𮀮𩡯𫡴🐢𞐹𬁸𘁁𬡩𨑬𘠻𮀮𩡩𫁬𥁥𮁴𚀢𡁖𡀢𛀸𞀰𛀵𞐰𚐠`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Dec 31 2020 12:27 PM UTC

}// 124/140

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reversed #dvd

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c.width|=p=n=>n*(Math.asin(S(.3*(t*(n/100))))/3.14+.5);x.fillRect(p(500)+387,p(325)+195,700,394);x.fillStyle="#3df";x.font="99px Arial";x.fillText("DVD",880,590)
u/ciaccodavide

Nice one! 🤣

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Pascal

function u(t) {

c.width|=0;p=n=>n*(Math.asin(S(.1*(t+t*(n/100))))/Math.PI+.5);x.font="100px Arial";x.fillStyle="#05f";x.fillText("DVD",p(1720),p(1010)+70)

Dec 15 2020 9:19 AM UTC

}// 138/140

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u/ciaccodavide

#DVD

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ciaccodavide

remix of d/20877 by u/pavel

function u(t) {

q=n=>t/n-(t/n+.5|0)
p=n=>60*n*Math.abs(q(n))
with(stats.dom.style)left=p(16)+'px',top=p(9)+'px',visibility=''
stats.setMode(q(9)<0^q(16)<0)

Dec 1 2020 8:09 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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DVD Stats

u/ciaccodavide

It doesn't change only when it hits the corner ;)
u/ciaccodavide

#DVD
u/Xen

clever lol
u/pavel

Very nice
u/ciaccodavide

#fps

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robbyg

function u(t) {

c.style.filter='invert(1'
c.width|=0
x.font='7em Arial'
t?x.fillText('DVD',X+=H*=X>1685||X<0?-1:1,Y+=V*=Y>1070||Y<99?-1:1):(H=V=9,X=Y=99)

Jan 30 2020 2:34 AM UTC

}// 137/140

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Sometimes the #dvd screensaver was better than the movie...

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KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

a=stats
a.setMode((frame>>7)%3)
s=a.dom.style
s.visibility="visible"
f=w=>(m=(99*t%w+w)%w)>w/2?w-m:m
s.left=f(980)+"px"
s.top=f(550)+"px"

Jul 16 2019 6:18 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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Bouncing Stats

u/KilledByAPixel

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u/katkip

Awesome
u/Xen

lol love it!
u/magna

#stats
u/magna

#dvd

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katkip

function u(t) {

l=400;L=100;c.width*=1;t||(X=960,Y=540,V=9,v=9);X+=V,Y+=v;x.fillRect(X,Y,l,L);X<0?V=9:0;X>1920-l?V=-9:0;Y<0?v=9:0;Y>1080-L?v=-9:0;

Feb 6 2019 4:22 PM UTC

}// 130/140

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Let's see if an oversize default can perfectly fit the corner! You can change the dimension on the rect by editing l and L! 130bytes, #dvd #meme

u/Undefined

I've been staring at this for 45 minutes now... Send help...

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trupples

function u(t) {

w=c.width|=0
x.font="9em'"
x.fillText("DVD",w*((A=t*999/w)&1?(A%1):(1-A%1)),(h=c.height)*((B=t*999/h)&1?(B%1):(1-B%1)))

Dec 22 2018 3:50 PM UTC

}// 119/140

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