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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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Current theme challenge: #Food

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Xen

remix of d/7126 by u/dwardu

function u(t) {

r=n=>(t**t%n|0)*97
x.drawImage(c,r(19),r(9),192,192,r(20),r(11),w=96,w)
x.fillStyle=R(r(3))
x.fillRect(r(21),r(11),w,w)

Nov 25 2019 7:37 PM UTC

}// 119/140

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test

u/veubeke

Test successful: crashes my Safari on iOS every time
u/Xen

oops, sorry V

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Xen

remix of d/16710 by u/Xen

function u(t) {

for(i=2e3;i--;x.fillStyle=`hsla(${t*i},90%,50%,.07)`)x.fillRect(940+S(t-i)*i,550+C(t+i)*i,i/9,9)
x.drawImage(c,C(t),S(t))

Nov 22 2019 2:21 AM UTC

}// 121/140

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cogito

u/DataMeta

ergo
u/katkip

#xweet
u/joeytwiddle

That's a Xen dweet alright! 👍

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veubeke

function u(t) {

for(i=120;i--;~i%15&&r(108,44))r=(O,P,S=40)=>x.fillRect(O|i%15<<7,P|i/15<<7,S,S,x.fillStyle=O-44?R():'#fff'),r(0,0,i%2*128),i<105&&r(44,108)

Nov 16 2019 7:17 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Jigsaw Puzzle

u/katkip

#puzzle

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pavel

function u(t) {

a=Math.abs;x.font='97px"';x[f='fillText']('dwitter.net##.dweet-wrapper:has(:contains(eval))',0,540);x[f]('😂',450*a(t%8-4),1080-990*a(C(t)))

Nov 15 2019 1:50 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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uBlock Origin custom filter to hide compressed dweets

u/pavel

As a bonus it hides itself because you no longer need it... heh
u/f8f82804

d/16645
u/joeytwiddle

To avoid (some) false-positives, you could get slightly stricter with e.g. :contains(eval):contains(unescape)
u/joeytwiddle

For beta.dwitter.net replace .dweet-wrapper with .card

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michaelplzno

function u(t) {

c.width=-1
for(i=6e3;i--;)n=i**.6,x.fillStyle=`hsl(${n*299},75%,55%)`,x.fillRect(150+S(T=9*t+n*(.7+.3*S(t*2)))*n,Y=86+C(T)*n,3,3)

Nov 14 2019 10:11 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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Spiral Nemesis (With help from yonatan)

u/Xen

nice

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veubeke

function u(t) {

c.width^=0
for(i=441;i--;x.font='9em"')x.fillRect(X=(4+i%9+S(t)*3)*99+i/9|0,(X/150-6.5|0?8:7-S(X/50-18))*50,2,200)
x.fillText('🦈',895,720)

Nov 8 2019 3:10 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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Dwitter jumps the shark

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bencoveney

function u(t) {

with(x)for(a=i=0,j=200,fillStyle='#fff',fillRect(0,0,2e3,199),drawImage(c,0,1);i<j;i+=20,a=i+S(t)*60,fillStyle=R(a))fillRect(400+a*5,0,50,j)

Nov 2 2019 10:25 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#default wavey red lines

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DataMeta

function u(t) {

c.style.background=R();with(x)font="144px Impact",fillStyle='#FC0',fillText('光復香港',a=680,540),fillStyle='#EEE',fillText("F R E E  H K",a,a)

Nov 2 2019 2:51 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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My deep respect to those trying to secure a better future when their government has failed them. #freehongkong

u/KilledByAPixel

☮️
u/DataMeta

☮
u/metamero

awesome!! tamo junto

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joeytwiddle

remix of d/16368 by u/tomxor

function u(t) {

throw`  __\n/__/\\\n\\__\\/`

Nov 1 2019 4:50 AM UTC

}// 28/140

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28 byte cube yo!

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u/joeytwiddle

(works a bit better with line-height: 1)
u/KilledByAPixel

Nice! ■ <- one char, it is a cube from the side ;)
u/katkip

#throw #text clever
u/DataMeta

Haha!
u/aleamb

lol!
u/joeytwiddle

This was my entry when everyone was golfing their #cube

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KilledByAPixel

remix of d/15976 by u/KilledByAPixel

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`景爨椽㠰〬砮晩汬剥捴⡺㴰ⰰⱱ㴱攵ⱱ⤻ⴭ椻砮晩汬剥捴⡺㼹㘰⭓⡭⵴⼲⤪焯椺椬稿㔴〫䌨洭琯㈩⩱⽩㨴〰ⱳ㵺⬫㼳攴⽩⩓⡭⨸㤫琩㨲㠰ⱳ⤩砮晩汬却祬攽恨獬⠤筓⠨洽椫㈴〪琩⩭⤪ㄹ⵭⼲素㤹┤筩⨪⸹⼴紥总`.replace(/u(..)/g,"$1%")))

Oct 31 2019 3:07 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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Step into the light.

u/katkip

awesome!
u/Conjuror

love it