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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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CalSch

remix of d/1540 by u/5Mixer

function u(t) {

i=c.width=2e3
x.font="8em'"
n=99
x[f='fillText']("👾",n,200)
x[f]("🐄",n,S(t*5)*n+600)
while(i--)x.fillRect(i,1e3,1,S((i+n)/n)*70-n)

Feb 1 2023 4:25 AM UTC

}// 130/140

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Golfed for (maybe) more cow abduction activities!

u/CalSch

I'm new to golfing, so please let me know of any other good techniques!
u/joeytwiddle

Various techniques on the wiki: https://github.com/lionleaf/dwitter/wiki
u/Joachim

six chars smaller :) i=c.width=2e3;x.font="8em'";x[f='fillText']("👾",n=99,200);x[f]("🐄",n,S(t*5)*n+600);while(i--)x.fillRect(i,1e3,1,S(i/n)*70-n)
u/magna

1 char smaller: for(x[f]("🐄",n,S(t*5)*n+600);i--;)

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magna

remix of d/3278 by u/gbnikolov

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=200;i--;o(.25,2),o(.125,3),o(.075,5))o=(m,v)=>x.fillRect(10*i,6e2+S(i*m+t*v)*m*1e3,5,5)

Oct 11 2017 11:42 PM UTC

}// 102/140

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taupelink

remix of d/25032 by u/taupelink

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`景爨欽㘴ㄬ洽琿〺㙥㌻洭ⴻ砮獴牯步⠩⥩㵭╫⼵ⱘ㵭⨪㐯㐥欬砮扥杩湐慴栨砮獴牯步却祬攽刨樽椫椪匨洩⨵ⱘ╪Ⱪ⼮㘬洯ㅥ㐩⤬砮汩湥坩摴栽匨堯㈰⭭⤪椬砮慲挨堪㌬欭椪匨洩Ⱘ洭椩⼸〬洬洭⸲⵭┹⼳⤠`.replace(/u([^D].)/g,'$1%')))

Mar 3 2022 2:44 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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d/25066

u/danny@hille.dk

Surf at sunset
u/danny@hille.dk

Live it!
u/danny@hille.dk

... love it...
u/andrea270872

terrific. reminds me of the cover of certain SCI-FI books!

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erin

function u(t) {

throw "this text isn't red"

Feb 5 2021 10:20 PM UTC

}// 27/140

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u/danny@hille.dk

Nope - and this sentence is false
u/erin

the text isn't red

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afs

remix of d/16148 by u/afs

function u(t) {

t||x.translate(900,560),p=Math.PI;with(x)for(i=4,translate(S(t),C(t));i--;)q=p/2,beginPath(fill(arc(C(t-i*q)*300,S(t-i*q)*300,2,0,6)))

Oct 16 2019 10:00 PM UTC

}// 134/140

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u/joeytwiddle

beryllium

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stonehippo

function u(t) {

 w=c.width=2e3;j=h=c.height=1e3;for(;--j;){p=j*C(t)*4;x.fillStyle=R(0,0,0,j*0.01);x.fillRect((j*S(t)*50)+w/2,h/2,p,p);}

Jan 4 2018 10:54 PM UTC

}// 119/140

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Just messing around with a dweet so I get the hang of the limits. Also made a little thing so I can work on dweets offline: https://github.com/stonehippo/FauxDwitter

u/sigveseb

fauxdwitter looks cool!

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DazeWare

remix of d/25956 by u/DazeWare

function u(t) {

c.width=1920
for(i=0;i<1080*S(t);i++){x.fillRect(1920*T(i*S(t*.005+i)),i,50,50)}

Aug 16 2022 3:31 PM UTC

}// 81/140

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Xen

function u(t) {

x.beginPath();x.fillStyle=`hsla(${C(t)*1e3},99%,30%,.1)`;x.fill(x.arc(1e3+T(t*9)*t*t%2e3,500+S(t)*500,99,0,7))

Mar 9 2018 9:52 PM UTC

}// 110/140

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shoutz 2 u/sawaxon

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lewdev

remix of d/32457 by u/lewdev

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`砮晩汬剥捴⠰ⰰⱣ⹷楤瑨簽〬㉥㌩ഊ景爨椽ㅥ㌻椭ⴻ⤍ੲ㴱㔰ⱘ㴹㘰⭓⡩⤪匨琪㈩⩲ⱙ㴵㐰⭃⡩⤪ㄵ〬砮晩汬却祬攽恨獬⠵㔬㤹┬⑻䄽匨椩⩓⡴⨲⬲⤪㌰⬳ぽ┬⑻䄼㈰㼮㈺ㅽ怬砮晩汬剥捴⡘ⱙⰲ〬㈰⤠`.replace(/u([^D].)/g,'$1%')))

Sep 19 2024 2:35 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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💍 Spinning gold ring (w/shadow & hide black boxes)

u/Joachim

Good job!
u/lewdev

Thanks u/Joachim!
u/jpthinker

Exactly what I was going for! Thanks u/lewdev !

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sybarita

remix of d/1105 by u/fson

function u(t) {

x.strokeStyle = R(15*t, 15*t, 15*t, 0.01);
x.arc(100+t*200,540+(C(t+Math.PI)+1)*200,500+(C(2*t)+1)*20, 9, 2*Math.PI);
x.stroke();

Dec 24 2019 6:31 AM UTC

}// 130/140

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*starry*