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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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Lappi

remix of d/1571 by u/sawaxon

function u(t) {

c.width=1920;x.font='120px Arial';
for(i=0;i<19;i++)
x.fillText('$',i*900,(t%2)*600+S(i*8+t*9)*900);

Feb 28 2017 2:17 PM UTC

}// 100/140

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function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𩡯𬠨𮀮𩡩𫁬𤡥𨱴𚀰𛀰𛁢👣𛡷𪑤𭁨𯀽𜀬𨠩𛁮🐰𞱩👮𙐵𜀰𛁹👮𛰵𜀰𯀰𛁶👓𚁩𛰱𝐹𚐪𜐰𜀬𫠫𚰼𜰰𜀰𞰩𮀮𩡩𫁬𤱴𮑬𩐽𤠨𭠪𝐬𪐯𜠬𪐪𜠩𛁸𛡦𪑬𫁒𩑣𭀨𞐶𜀫𤰨𭀫𪐪𜀮𜀴𚱹𚐪𝁥𛐶𚡩𚠪𜰬𝐴𜀫𠰨𭀫𪐪𜀮𜀴𚰰𛠶𚱹𚐪𝁥𛐶𚡩𚠪𜰬𭠬𭠩`.replace(/u../g,'')))

Sep 1 2023 7:54 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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u/tomxor

I'm not falling for that again, there was never any cake!

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rodrigo.siqueira

remix of d/33377 by u/rodrigo.siqueira

function u(t) {

for(Q=70;Q--;)for(i=110;i--;x.fillStyle=R(k=C(i%3)*i*9,k/2,k/4,.1))x.beginPath(),x.arc(T(i*Q+t/5)*Q*16+960,C(i)*Q*9+540,Q,0,8),x.fill()

Feb 19 2025 2:06 PM UTC

}// 135/140

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Cloud space

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TGY

remix of d/24175 by u/TGY

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`睩瑨⡸⥢敧楮偡瑨⡦楬氨琼㤿慲挨㜰〫䌨琯㈩⨨猽㐹〩ⱳ⭓⡴⤪猬㈰⩴ⰰⰷ⤺牥捴⡳ⱳⱳⱳⱦ楬汓瑹汥㵒⠩⤩ⱦ楬汓瑹汥㵠桳氨⑻䌨琯㤩⨱㠰紬㤹┬⑻琼㤿㘺㥽㤥怬景湴㴧㝣洠✫晩汬呥硴⠧坓✬猬㜰〩⤠`.replace(/u([^D].)/g,'$1%')))

Jan 17 2022 2:05 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#webstorm

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rodrigo.siqueira

remix of d/27135 by u/danny@hille.dk

function u(t) {

for(x.fillRect(0,0,i=2e3,i*!t);i--;x.fillStyle=R(235-k*62))I=i%2e3,X=I/28|0,k=S(i*i+t)*2+2|0,x.fillRect(X*37,I%28*39,30,30)

Mar 2 2023 12:25 PM UTC

}// 123/140

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Red pixel interaction

u/rodrigo.siqueira

Two code golf tricks here: x.fillRect(0,0,i=2e3,i*!t)
u/danny@hille.dk

nice trick i*!t!!!! - slight golf: 111b for(x.fillRect(0,0,i=2e3,i*!t);i--;x.fillStyle=R(235-(S(i*i+t)*2+2|0)*62))x.fillRect(37*(i/28|0),i%28*39,30,30)

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taupelink

remix of d/14804 by u/taupelink

function u(t) {

t||(P=[2],n=2);f=X=>P.reduce((s,q)=>s|!(X%q),0);n>2&&f(n)||(P.push(n),x.fillText(n,(n%100)*19,10+10*(n/100|0)));n++

Aug 11 2019 3:28 AM UTC

}// 116/140

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List of #prime #primes, stored in an array. Best in fullscreen view.

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anotherkitten

function u(t) {

if(!t){a="";for(i=140;i--;)a+="\"abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzICAWDMPRST$`%~?:.,()!+-/*=;1234567890[]{}#'< >\\"[Math.random()*73|0]}eval(a)

Feb 17 2019 6:43 PM UTC

}// 136/140

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can in theory generate almost any dweet, but will practically never draw a single pixel

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u/anotherkitten

if this does actually manage to draw anything for someone (or at least not throw an error), please let me know
u/tomxor

:D #infiniteMonkeyTheorem
u/tomxor

I got a syntax error woo!
u/tomxor

There are 128**140 == 1.0218702384817765e+295 possible Dweets :) If one dweet eval takes 1ns (being very kind) that will take 128**140 / 3.154e+16 == 3.24e+278 years to permute (that's thirty-two duononagintillion four hundred unnonagintillion)
u/tomxor

I suppose I more useful estimate would be the probability of an evaluateable string string... No idea how though.
u/joeytwiddle

I saw a star! Specifically Unexpected token *
u/joeytwiddle

Then I got Mr29 is not defined which is like the opposite of Johnny 5 is alive

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frostycpu

function u(t) {

c.width=400;
for(i=648;i--;){x.fillStyle=R(255-9*(m=S(t*10-(n=i%36))),b=255*(~~(i/216)==1)-9*m,b)
x.fillRect(99+5*n,75+5*~~(i/36)+m,5,6)}

Jan 6 2018 1:02 PM UTC

}// 137/140

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u/sigveseb

Nice shading
u/iverjo

#flag

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simb2s

function u(t) {

c.width=1920
for(i=0;i<20000;i++)
x.fillRect(Math.random()*c.width,Math.random()*c.height,10,10)
 // draw 50x200 rects

Dec 10 2024 3:40 PM UTC

}// 118/140

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TV screen

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danny@hille.dk

function u(t) {

throw '🇳🇴🤾‍♀️👙💵 '.repeat(5+S(t)*4)

Jul 26 2021 7:18 PM UTC

}// 34/140

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u/danny@hille.dk

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