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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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magna

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=9;i--;){x.fillRect(X=400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200)
for(j=2;j--;)x.clearRect(X+10+j*20,415-99*(S(t+23%i)>.997),10,10)}

Feb 6 2018 4:36 AM UTC

}// 133/140

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jonathan_b

remix of d/6724 by u/jonathan_b

function u(t) {

with(x)for(s=i=1920;i-=8;beginPath(fill()))r=C(i*2+t/2)*300,arc(s/2+s/4*T(i+t),540+r*S(i),i/3,0,7),fillStyle=`hsl(${r+i/2},70%,${99-i/9}%)`

Feb 6 2018 2:58 AM UTC

}// 139/140

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u/iverjo

So good!

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jonathan_b

remix of d/6285 by u/jonathan_b

function u(t) {

with(x)for(s=i=c.width|=0;i-=5;beginPath(fill()))r=T(i*9+S(t+i*2))*420,arc(s/2+r*2,500+r*T(i),q=i/7,0,7),fillStyle=`hsl(${r/3},70%,${q/3}%)`

Feb 5 2018 12:21 AM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/magna

Sweet!
u/DeathBoy

Daaaaaamn, that's beautiful
u/jonathan_b

sometimes you find the best stuff when you
u/jonathan_b

are looking for something else entirely
u/codeslaw

magnificent

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AnnanFay

function u(t) {

(async I=>eval(T.L==I?T[I]:(T.L=I,T[I]=((await(await fetch(0|Math.random()*I*100)).text()).match(/u\(t.*([^]*?) }/)||(T.L=T))[1])))(1+t/9|0)

Feb 4 2018 2:30 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Dweet slideshow. Shows a new random dweet every 9 seconds starting at older dweets. Some dweets will break it since all changes are in global scope.

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u/garettridge

This is the best one because it shows them all!! I'm trying to figure out a way to extract which dweet number is playing at a given time (maybe using the debugger?)
u/AnnanFay

Thanks :) Developer Tools -> Network tab will display the requests. The latest request will be the one playing.
u/AnnanFay

There's a 150 byte version which displays IDs as error messages. (async I=>eval(T.L==I?T[I]:(T.L=I,T[I]=((await(await fetch(V=0|Math.random()*I*100)).text()).match(/u\(t.*([^]*?) }/)||(T.L=T))[1])))(1+t/9|0) throw V
u/garettridge

Brilliant! The network tab!
u/zanella

Every time I scroll through this dweet, I think "Funny, don't remember giving an awesome for this dweet". :D
u/AnnanFay

A new version is available with some improvements d/7263

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nickd3000

function u(t) {

for(i=0;i<32;i++)g=10*t*(i%3),x.fillStyle='hsl('+g+',99%,55%)',x.fillRect(80*i,5,80,20);x.drawImage(c,-5,5,1930-S(t*4)*5,1080+5);

Feb 4 2018 1:00 PM UTC

}// 129/140

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stripe machine

u/vberlier

that's really clever
u/joeytwiddle

#warping

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akm

remix of d/5759 by u/zanella

function u(t) {

d=x.createImageData(c.width=192,c.height=108);for(i=3;i<82944;i+=4)d.data[i]=(new Date%40)*255;x.putImageData(d,0,0)

Feb 3 2018 12:22 AM UTC

}// 116/140

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changed the random generator and got an other kind of broken tv

u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

remix https://www.dwitter.net/d/6691

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zanella

remix of d/6642 by u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

function u(t) {

with(x)font='1000px x',lineWidth=15,strokeStyle=`hsl(${t*90},99%,50%)`,setLineDash([2,1750]),lineDashOffset=t*100,strokeText('🚓',400,840);

Feb 2 2018 12:21 PM UTC

}// 138/140

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Jezza

function u(t) {

c.width|=0;s=120;x.fillStyle='red';for(m=1920;m-=s;)for(n=s*9;n-=s;)x.moveTo(m,n),x.ellipse(m,n,S(z=t+m)*20+40,C(z)*20+40,z+n,0,7);x.fill()

Feb 1 2018 9:42 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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Jelly Beans?

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BirdsTweetCodersDweet

remix of d/4768 by u/mchll.bd

function u(t) {

with(x)font='600px x',lineWidth=15,strokeStyle=`hsl(${t*90},99%,50%)`,setLineDash([2,1750]),lineDashOffset=t*100,strokeText('Dweet',30,540);

Feb 1 2018 8:10 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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Changed text, made it start a bit faster, and minimized the weird red squares :)

u/Jezza

Clever!
u/zanella

Easiest remix ever! :D d/6660

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New_Core

function u(t) {

for(c.width|=i=25;i--;x.fillRect(M.min(1870,M.max(0,960+400*S(a=t+i/4)+800*S(t))),M.min(1030,M.max(0,540+400*C(a)+400*C(t/3))),50,50))M=Math

Feb 1 2018 12:46 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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u/benstratton7

Does anybody know how to make this actually bounce off the sides in 140 characters?
u/BirdsTweetCodersDweet

Better resolution if you want : for(c.width|=i=999;i--;x.fillRect(M.min(1870,M.max(0,960+400*S(a=t+i/4)+800*S(t))),M.min(1030,M.max(0,540+400*C(a)+400*C(t/3))),9,9))M=Math
u/Jezza

Love it!
u/Xen

for(c.width|=f=i=400;i--;x.fillRect(M.min(1870,M.max(0,960+f*S(t+i)+800*S(t))),M.min(1e3,M.max(0,540+f*C(t+i)-f*C(t))),9,9))M=Math
u/aleamb

Great!
u/davidsharp

@Xen, you should totally fork it, that looks great
u/New_Core

on Xen's version can remove t+i to i ... no need to spin it if it looks like a line.
u/mylain

kdkdkkd
u/aleamb

amazing!!

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