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function u(t) {

c.width=1920 // clear the canvas
for(i=0;i<9;i++)
x.fillRect(400+i*100+S(t)*300,400,50,200) // draw 50x200 rects

} // 122/140

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    u(t) is called 60 times per second.
    t: Elapsed time in seconds.
    S: Shorthand for Math.sin.
    C: Shorthand for Math.cos.
    T: Shorthand for Math.tan.
    R: Function that generates rgba-strings, usage ex.: R(255, 255, 255, 0.5)
    c: A 1920x1080 canvas.
    x: A 2D context for that canvas.

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katkip

function u(t) {

if(t<.4)x.font=`${2+(r=Math.random)()*10}cm"`,x.fillText('🗔',r()*1920,r()*1080)

Jul 28 2019 4:46 PM UTC

}// 79/140

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when you use windows xp #meme #text #os

u/DataMeta

lol

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katkip

function u(t) {

x.font='3.2cm"';x.fillText(`Ads be like:
${Date.now()} this lady!`,20,590)

Jul 4 2019 11:41 AM UTC

}// 74/140

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#meme

u/katkip

#text programmer joke
u/Xen

lol

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katkip

function u(t) {

eval(unescape(escape`𨰮𭱩𩁴𪀪🐱𞱸𛡦𫱮𭀽𙰲𞑥𫐢𙰻𭁼𯀨𮠽𘠢𛁰🐰𚐊𮠽𦰢𮑯𭐠𬱯𘠬𘡦𭑣𪱩𫠢𛀢𬁲𩑣𪑯𭑳𘠬𘡷𪁥𫠠𮑯𭐢𛀢𬱭𪑬𩐠🀳𘡝𦱰𙐵𧐊𮀮𩡩𫁬𥁥𮁴𚁺𛀰𛀵𝀰𚱔𚁴𚠲𚐪𞀰𚐊𪑦𚁔𚁴𚠲𚐪𝀰🠱𜰳𝰩𬀫𚰠`.replace(/uD./g,'')))

Jun 8 2019 8:25 AM UTC

}// 119/140

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#text #meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-so-precio…

u/username

it does not sync up with the song :/
u/username

d/14497 is synced up and d/14496 is a big time golf

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katkip

remix of d/11319 by u/katkip

function u(t) {

t||(z='');c.width=500;x.font='3em"';x.fillText("MICROWAVE:",0,80);
x.fillText(z.repeat(1+t),0-t**3,170)
z+=[..."mmnvmv"][6*Math.random()|0]

May 11 2019 5:46 PM UTC

}// 139/140

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#meme

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katkip

function u(t) {

l=400;L=100;c.width*=1;t||(X=960,Y=540,V=9,v=9);X+=V,Y+=v;x.fillRect(X,Y,l,L);X<0?V=9:0;X>1920-l?V=-9:0;Y<0?v=9:0;Y>1080-L?v=-9:0;

Feb 6 2019 4:22 PM UTC

}// 130/140

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Let's see if an oversize default can perfectly fit the corner! You can change the dimension on the rect by editing l and L! 130bytes, #dvd #meme

u/Undefined

I've been staring at this for 45 minutes now... Send help...

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katkip

function u(t) {

t||(z='');c.width=500;x.font='3em"';x.fillText("cars be like:",0,40);
x.fillText(z.repeat(t),0-t**3,170)
z+=[..."vrumbm"][6*Math.random()|0]

Dec 6 2018 1:00 PM UTC

}// 140/140

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#meme

u/donbright

lol. this is great, reminds me of the old Woody Gurhtie kid's song about riding in cars.

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joeytwiddle

function u(t) {

c.width=1920
for(i=0;i<5;i++)x.fillRect(500+i*200,300,50,200)
x.strokeRect(900,700,50,200)

Jul 25 2018 3:06 AM UTC

}// 90/140

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Sorry I couldn't resist #default #meme

u/Xen

:-D
u/katkip

#sorry xd
u/joeytwiddle

Needs x.lineWidth=8

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